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IzayaxReader Married life

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You smiled pulling your veil down. Today you were getting married to your one true love.

Let me warn you about three things.

1.He was a major troll.

2.A prick at times.

3.Sexy as hell.

You took a deep breath looking over at your best friend,Celty Sturulson, she gave you the thumbs up and typed something on her phone.

'You look stunning [Name]~' You read with a smile and hugged her close.
"Thanks Celty." You smiled and grabbed your bouquet.

You took a deep breath and walked out of the room,you glanced at Shizuo and gave him a small smile before linking your arm with his. He was to give you away seeing as how your parents wanted nothing to do with you. You knew how he felt about Izaya but he was being nice enough to give you way to the man he hated,that's what you called a great friend.
So you were marring? Izaya Orihara Ikabukro's informant broker. So how did you get him to agree to this marriage? Simple black mail. Yes you had dirt on the man who had information on everyone and anyone.

He had tried everything to keep you from telling anyone until you told him about wanting him to take you as his wife, he was desperate at that point and agreed. Now most would wonder why you even wanted to marry him it was simple his red eyes were like rubies that held lies temptation and danger,his hair was like the finest silk,his body was amazing as well.

As you walked closer to the altar you saw your soon to be husband. He wore a simple white tux with a black shirt and red tie that seem to go with his eyes dashingly. You wore a red dress with black lacing and matching veil.
The pastor looked at Izaya then to you before clearing his throat.
"We are gathered here today to wed Izaya Orihara and [F/n][l/n] in holy matrimony if there is anyone who objects to this marriage speak now or forever hold your peace." There was a long pause"Now recite your vows while placing the rig on the other."

Celty handed you a beautiful silver ban while Kida handed Izaya a dazzling ring with a red jem in it's silver band.

"I,Izaya, take [Name]-chan to be my psychopath of a wife until I die or she is the first to die because I was the cause of it,when I make her do all of the chores and things like that. Even if I'm what some may call a 'Trolling bastard',letting her sleep on the couch instead of the floor when we fight because I'm a nice person." Izaya grinned putting the ring on you." I suppose I love you [Name]"
Everyone looked at him like he was crazy but said nothing.

"I,[Name],take Izaya to be my sexy uke husband for now and until I die,even when I'm a psychopath and psming like hell,when I force you to get ice cream at four am and be my uke for all entirety I hope we can be together forever and beyond also....if you you cheat on me....I'll hunt that whore's ass down and kick her ass and I'll chop your balls off and feed them to some crazy gophers.....love you forever deary~" You smirked and placed his ring on him, hey if he was going to be an ass you would return the favor.

Again everyone looked at you like you had lost you damn mind but said nothing.


"Do you Izaya take [name] to be your wife in sickness and in health to have and to hold till death do you part?" the pastor asked.

"I suppose~" Izaya chuckled.
"And do you [Name] take Izaya to be your husband in sickness and in health to have and to hold till death do you part?"
"I do indeed~" You laughed.

"T-then by the power invested in me I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride."  The pastor said,but never in his years had heard wedding vows like that.
"Cute little vows [Name]-chan." Izaya lifted the veil and smirked.
"Oh shut up you troll~" You rolled your eyes and cupped his facing pulling him into a kiss.

You were now married.
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Good luck....you're sure as hell going to need it.
This cracktastic story brought to you by this inspiring lady who inspired me with this story [link] written by :iconwolfifi:
also lovely preview image made by :iconpianopear12: and it can be found here [link]

Sorry for grammar errors it's 3:50 am ct where I'm at and I haven't slept at all....soooo sorry ^^;

I shall be writing more like this and you can request one if you like~
Next up Shizuo for my lovely humans//shot//
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Raynibae's avatar
At first it started out sweet because Celty was helping me get ready and Shizuo gave me away, than it went to wtf wit da vows funny asl